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9gag: (via 9GAG - Nicki Minaj in The Hunger Games)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:19:25 +0800

(via 9GAG - Nicki Minaj in The Hunger Games)

killingcapulets: Be Patient.Because I love you… A LOTBut I...

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:11:29 +0800

Be Patient.
Because I love you… A LOT
But I wanna love you like the weight of a freight train crashing into your chest
Like a slow motion sunrise on rewind
Like a valentine’s time bomb that I mailed to your address

I wanna love you, like spam… so mushy, that it’s gross.
Yeah, I wanna love you like THAT.

I wanna love ya like Spiderman
All sticky and clingy and shit and
Like Batman, all hardcore and repressed and
Like Wolverine, which I should not have to spell out for you people
And I wanna love you gently… like ducks.

I wanna love you like water is wet
Like Martinis are dry
Like when limbo gets low and like hippies get high
YEAH, I wanna love you like THAT

I wanna love you like anything in Old English
Amazing, but impossible to understand

I wanna love ya until it freaks ya out
Like the church of scientology or Michael Jackson’s face

I wanna love ya hard like calculus
Easy like cheerleaders
Soft like chinchillas
And sensitive like hair triggers

I wanna love ya like when the heavens open up
And the stars start to dance on the pitch black tapestry and the moon…
Hits your eye like a big pizza pie

I wanna love ya like the Abominable Snowman loves his “little bunny rabbit”
Like Mr. T loves gold chains and pityin’ fools
I wanna love ya like dogs love frisbees
Like Pyramus loved Thisbe
Like Santa Claus does chimneys
And like Grandpa loves whiskey YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love you gorgeous like a beauty queen
Psycho like a drama queen and
Fabulous like a drag queen

I wanna love ya like the one couple in this room who had really great sex last night
MIXED with the one couple in this room who fell asleep in front of the tv last night
So that for the rest of our lives
During every commercial break
We go at it, like animals, YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love you like Christina Aguilera is dirty
Like Eminem is white, like Carson Daly is gay
And like Katy Perry SUCKS
Or at least how I imagine she sucks… you know I don’t know…

I wanna love ya like Tom Cruise baby… all types of crazy
I wanna love ya like Jessica Simpson… HOT and REALLY SLOW YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love ya like bears give hugs
Like wind chimes slow dance
Like raindrops kiss foreheads
And like hands read braille

I wanna love you broken like Morse Code
Humble like pie, always like taxes
And perfect like the distance from the tips of your eyelashes to my glasses
I wanna love you like driving in an ice storm… fucking SCARY
Because it’s impossible to stop

So be patient
Because I love you a lot
But eventually I’m gonna love ya LIKE THAT.

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Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:18:06 +0800

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Sat, 25 Jun 2011 21:27:06 +0800

Reblog if you are a wizard

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 20:35:06 +0800

the-espasol:

regine-inator:

1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!

1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR

ALMOST 2

2 Million!

gluttonyisabliss: Grilled Turkey with Brie and Fig Jam (by...

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:43:06 +0800

gluttonyisabliss:

Grilled Turkey with Brie and Fig Jam (by adesinaskitchen)

butwhatever: peoplesmachine: sparklefuck: Shel Silverstein...

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:52:06 +0800

butwhatever:

peoplesmachine:

sparklefuck:

Shel Silverstein makes me want to cry, always.

aw, reality.

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:52:21 +0800

forealsryan:

rockyyrem:

sokaylayelled:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

"Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when they stumble, do not let your heart rejoice."

Tue, 03 May 2011 19:43:06 +0800

“Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when they stumble, do not let your heart rejoice.”

- Proverbs 24:17. (via adriannaevonne)

"As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most..."

Tue, 03 May 2011 18:52:06 +0800

““As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.”

- Haruki Murakami (via suzywire)

salalaland: nolawnocrime: youbemyhero: behappyadriana: REBLOG...

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 22:23:23 +0800

salalaland:

nolawnocrime:

youbemyhero:

behappyadriana:

REBLOG. Go to your profile then CLICK THE PICTURE.

EPIC. >:D

6828 bitcheessssss

9180 until rage quit
This is epicness

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

18,645 LIKE A BOSS

7,548

26,178.

11,958

11,430

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Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:52:05 +0800

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Sat, 23 Apr 2011 23:09:05 +0800

ohkaaye: One of the few Rules of a Lady things I actually agree...

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 22:18:06 +0800

ohkaaye:

One of the few Rules of a Lady things I actually agree with.

"If you want to get close to somebody, you have to tell him or her something intimate about yourself...."

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 21:27:06 +0800

“If you want to get close to somebody, you have to tell him or her something intimate about yourself. They’ll tell you something intimate in return, and if you keep this going, maybe you’ll end up in love.”

- Douglas Coupland (via thechocolatebrigade)

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Sat, 23 Apr 2011 20:35:05 +0800

startupquote: You make your own luck. Every single minute of...

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 19:43:05 +0800

startupquote:

You make your own luck. Every single minute of every day.

- Hiten Shah

isteddylang: Nyarnyarnyarnyaaarrr.

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:52:05 +0800

isteddylang:

Nyarnyarnyarnyaaarrr.

"So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 23:09:05 +0800

““So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.””

- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via oceanofmind)

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Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:18:05 +0800