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killingcapulets:

Be Patient.
Because I love you… A LOT
But I wanna love you like the weight of a freight train crashing into your chest
Like a slow motion sunrise on rewind
Like a valentine’s time bomb that I mailed to your address

I wanna love you, like spam… so mushy, that it’s gross.
Yeah, I wanna love you like THAT.

I wanna love ya like Spiderman
All sticky and clingy and shit and
Like Batman, all hardcore and repressed and
Like Wolverine, which I should not have to spell out for you people
And I wanna love you gently… like ducks.

I wanna love you like water is wet
Like Martinis are dry
Like when limbo gets low and like hippies get high
YEAH, I wanna love you like THAT

I wanna love you like anything in Old English
Amazing, but impossible to understand

I wanna love ya until it freaks ya out
Like the church of scientology or Michael Jackson’s face

I wanna love ya hard like calculus
Easy like cheerleaders
Soft like chinchillas
And sensitive like hair triggers

I wanna love ya like when the heavens open up
And the stars start to dance on the pitch black tapestry and the moon…
Hits your eye like a big pizza pie

I wanna love ya like the Abominable Snowman loves his “little bunny rabbit”
Like Mr. T loves gold chains and pityin’ fools
I wanna love ya like dogs love frisbees
Like Pyramus loved Thisbe
Like Santa Claus does chimneys
And like Grandpa loves whiskey YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love you gorgeous like a beauty queen
Psycho like a drama queen and
Fabulous like a drag queen

I wanna love ya like the one couple in this room who had really great sex last night
MIXED with the one couple in this room who fell asleep in front of the tv last night
So that for the rest of our lives
During every commercial break
We go at it, like animals, YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love you like Christina Aguilera is dirty
Like Eminem is white, like Carson Daly is gay
And like Katy Perry SUCKS
Or at least how I imagine she sucks… you know I don’t know…

I wanna love ya like Tom Cruise baby… all types of crazy
I wanna love ya like Jessica Simpson… HOT and REALLY SLOW YEAH
I wanna love ya like THAT

I wanna love ya like bears give hugs
Like wind chimes slow dance
Like raindrops kiss foreheads
And like hands read braille

I wanna love you broken like Morse Code
Humble like pie, always like taxes
And perfect like the distance from the tips of your eyelashes to my glasses
I wanna love you like driving in an ice storm… fucking SCARY
Because it’s impossible to stop

So be patient
Because I love you a lot
But eventually I’m gonna love ya LIKE THAT.